#incorrect xmen

[toodles-me-doodles]

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Erik: I don’t have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who’s this annoying silver kid claiming to be related to you?

Erik:

Erik: Oh my god, you do have my son-

[incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes]

Alex: Y’know, there’s a lotta handsome fish in the sea.

Scott: Yeah, thanks, but I’m . . .

Hank: I thought you had such a good time with that Maximoff boy?

Scott: Yeah, uh, right now I’m looking for just female fishes exclusively. Pietro was just a–

Ororo: So you’re bi?

Scott: No, no, ‘Ro. I’m not, I’m definitely not. I’m not bi, Hank.

Hank: That’s okay.

Scott: I’m not.

Hank: I love you.

Scott: Can we just move on from this conversation?

Alex: I love my bi son.

[karmaspidr]

Laura is tearing up the mansion

Logan: Good news is that I know what can calm her down.

Logan: Bad news is that he needs a series of tall buildings to get here.

[misinterpretedmythology]

Scott: ARE YOU--

Logan: Fucking

Scott: --KIDDING ME!?

Beast: ...what was that?

Logan: Scott doesn't like to curse around the kiddos, so I fill in for him when the moment calls for it

Beast: You just want an excuse to swear

Logan: That doesn't make my job any less important, Hank

[incorrect-assvengers]

Vision: I'm asking for your permission to date Wanda.

Peter Maximoff: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel.

[quiveringdeer]

Alison: Julio...

Julio: Oh no, 'Julio' in b-flat.

Julio: You're disappointed.

@myvalentina

[xwommen]

logan: I’m not social okay, you should know this

someone new to the team/school: … your kidding right, everytime i see you your talking to someone new

logan: and they come to me i dont wanna talk to them

[thekaiqueen]

Scott: ran into an avenger today

Jean: are you safe??

Logan: wild or domesticated?