Nami: Everybody relax. He’s lying. He doesn’t have any poison.
Usopp: No, I don’t have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in my pickle jar
Luffy: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar in the skull and crossbones?
Usopp: Well that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.
Luffy: And the mayo?
Usopp: That’s shampoo.
Luffy: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo in my sandwiches?
Usopp: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.












