#incorrect luffy

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: I hate you!

Luffy: Nuh uh! This picture I drew of us holding hands proves you don’t!

[xxshumai]

Law: Straw Hat-ya, are you still listening?

Luffy: Yes yes....

Law: ... Straw Hat-ya where did you get these flowers?

Luffy: Hm? Usopp gave it to me earlier this day!!

Law: ... Alright, just make sure you're still listening. You did ask me to read you a book.

[benibabe]

Nami: Everybody relax. He’s lying. He doesn’t have any poison.

Usopp: No, I don’t have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in my pickle jar

Luffy: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar in the skull and crossbones?

Usopp: Well that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.

Luffy: And the mayo?

Usopp: That’s shampoo.

Luffy: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo in my sandwiches?

Usopp: If you’re using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.

[zashiyumada]

Ace, at Luffy’s funeral: I need a moment with him...

Everyone: Of course *they leave*

Ace, leaning over Luffy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Luffy: Yeah, no duh.

[zashiyumada]

Young Luffy: What is an orgasm?

Dadan: WHERE DID YOU HEAR TH-

Young Sabo: That’s when you fold paper to look like birds.

Young Ace: That’s oregano, idiot!

Dadan: Stop!

[zashiyumada]

Luffy, answering the phone: Hello? Oh, hi Sanji! Yeah, he’s here! I’ll go get him!

Luffy, to Zoro: It’s your boyyyfriend~

Zoro: He’s not my boyfriend.

*picks up phone*

Zoro: Hey, babe.

[benibabe]

luffy: i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really really well