#incorrect nevermoor

[purrassicjet]

Fen: If you die, Mark my words, I will kill you, you hear?

Morrigan, confused: o-okay

[i-stan-dilf-ezra]

Jack: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Morrigan: Your life is a mistake.

Jupiter: Mog-

[nevermoorcentral]

Mahir: Yeah, I’m learning Swedish.

Hawthorne: Oh cool, you speak IKEA!

Mahir: …no.

[necromancers-incorporated]

Morrigan: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Hawthorne: Wednesay

Morrigan: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

[lumau]

The note that Jupiter send with his flowers for Israfel’s grand opening night:

Best of luck, Izzy!

You’ll wing it!

XX J. N.

A second note that he send with a box of chocolates:

Got it?

You’ll WING it! :D 

XOXO J. N.

Israfel: ...................How ridiculous.

[i-stan-dilf-ezra]

We are lacking nevermoor memes so I made some more

[purrassicjet]

*Deucalion staff are hanging out in the lobby*

Jupiter, walking past: Hey Moggers

Morrigan: Hey dad

*everybody freezes*

Morrigan: Why is everybody staring at me

Chanda: You just called Jove "Dad", you said "Hey, Dad"

Morrigan: What? No I didn't! I said "Hey, Man!"

Jupiter, excited: Do you see me as a father figure, Mog?

Morrigan: Pfff- no. If anything I see you as a bother figure coz you're always bothering me

Kedegree: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Morrigan: I didn't call him dad!

Jupiter: Nonono, Mog, I take it as a compliment. It's not a big deal.

Frank: I called one of my girlfriends "Mom" once.

Morrigan: Jump on that! Frank has issues!

Jack: Old news! But you calling Uncle Jove, "Daddy"

Morrigan: Okay. "Daddy" is not on the table.

Squall, materialising: You did call him "Dad"

Morrigan: You, shut up. You've done nothing but manipulate me since we met.

Jupiter: Would you like to... Play catch later?

Morrigan, muttering: i'd like that

[purrassicjet]

Nevermoor incorrect quotes:

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Jupiter: Dammit, Frank, you ruined everything! Frank: You’re welcome.

Jupiter: When was the last time you cried? Morrigan: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?? Jupiter: really? That recent? Morrigan: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

Jupiter: Hey Martha, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know? Martha: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?" Jupiter: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

Jupiter: We are not mad. We are just disappointed. Fenestra: No, we are mad. Jupiter: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. Fenestra: No, we’re not! Jupiter: I am not a mind reader, Fen!

Jupiter: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

Jupiter: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t. Frank: Jupiter, please! Jupiter: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

Jack: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late. Morrigan: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Charlie: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jupiter way. Morrigan: Isn't that the wrong way? Charlie: Yes, but it's faster.

Morrigan: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Chanda: You’re too young to have enemies. Morrigan: You don’t even know.

Jupiter: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

Jupiter: We have a problem. Fen: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Frank: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Frank: Help! I’m drowning! Charlie: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Frank: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Jack: Can I bother you for a second? Morrigan: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Frank: Uh, Jupiter? Morrigan is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Jupiter: What? Charlie: I think they meant, Morrigan is drowning. Jupiter: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Morrigan: *is drowning* Kedgeree: OH MY GOD, MORRIGAN! KEEP SWIMMING! Morrigan: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks* Kedgeree: MORRIGAN!

Chanda: Do you take constructive criticism? Fen: No, only cash or credit.

Jupiter: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Fen: You looked in a mirror? Jupiter: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.