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notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

notahorseindisguise

i need to type with more of an accent

notahorseindisguise

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

wundrousarts

A very happy Pride to all my fellow Nevermoor fans 🕺🏻

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

doctor-ryland-grace

Ryland Grace who has a swear jar in his classroom, and every time a kid swears, they have to put their name in and when he asks a question and no one raises their hand to answer, he'll draw a name from the jar. It's really discouraged his kids from swearing.

thefigureinthecorner

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

sergal

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

sergal

Oh My God Damn

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

licensedproldier

images to send to your dnd group after session

licensedproldier

absolutely incomprehensible screenshot

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

drarry

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

drarry

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

broken-horn-of-equius

making-friendos

Omg im obsessed i loved yout lgbtq doggos. Could you make a Cat version?? I honestly loved them. Would hang them in my house

Thank you! I love cats but I’m kind of clueless when it comes to cat breeds, so

LGBT (Leopard, Garfield, Bobcat, Tiger)

divorceddadrock

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

#dumb ways to die scared the shit out of me tbh #then again i was terrified of death as a child