#incorrect nikolai lantsov

[grishaverse-said]

Nikolai: wait, you like me? for my personality?

Zoya: i know, i was surprised too

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Genya: Why are your tongues purple?

Zoya: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Nikolai: I had a red one.

Genya: oh

Genya:

Genya: OH

David:

David: You drank each other's slushies?

[grishaxverse]

Alina: It would have never worked out between us

Nikolai: Keep telling yourself that, darling

[grishaverse-said]

Nikolai: hopefully Zoya has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Zoya: shut up and die, Nikolai.

[grishaverse-said]

Alina: you really put everything aside and came all this way for me? how did you even get here this fast?

Nikolai: several traffic violations

Tamar: three counts of resisting arrest

Genya: about 13 cans of energy drinks

Zoya: and that is not our car

[grishaverse-said]

The Darkling: can i have some water?

Nikolai: *starts chugging his water bottle*

Nikolai: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Nikolai: *spills water all over himself*

Nikolai, coughing: i don't have any water.

[grishaverse-said]

Nikolai: hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Alina: what the hell?

Nikolai: oh, sorry, my bad.

Nikolai, whispering: wanna help me commit arson?

Alina, whispering: of course. what do you need?

[grishaverse-said]

Alina: *locks Nikolai in the car* act like a child, get treated like a child.

Nikolai: what??

Nikolai: *bangs on the window*

Nikolai: ISN’T IT ILLEGAL TO LEAVE A CHILD LOCKED IN A CAR?