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Alina: you really put everything aside and came all this way for me? how did you even get here this fast?

Nikolai: several traffic violations

Tamar: three counts of resisting arrest

Genya: about 13 cans of energy drinks

Zoya: and that is not our car

Alina, looking at her reflection: now, that's rubbish. who’s that supposed to be?

Genya: that's. that’s you

Alina: me?! is that what i look like?

Genya: ...you don't know??

Alina: busy day

Genya: your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Alina: jokes on her. i’ll ruin her fucking life.

Genya: so David, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

David: pretty good, if i do say so myself.

Genya: okay, what are we having?

David: alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Genya: ...a whole potato?

David: yes. and then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches.

Genya: these just look like big slabs of black.

David: because that's what they are.

David: and then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Genya: these are just chocolate chips?

David: they are, yes.

David: and for drinks, we have toast.

David: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* :)

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