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WTNV for beginners (joke) — What to know about each character! A nutshell!

Cecil: I have an insanely sexy voice but don’t be fooled, I’m a total loser…with a soft heart. Anyway. I may or may NOT be human….also WOAH Look at this very ATTRACTIVE new guy! Hah listeners— he called me and I— I said neat!…………………be honest guys does he like me? Sorry, sorry….this is a radio show. But like what do you guys think………….

Kevin: I’m evil Cecil with blood, also I’m in hell help help help…uhhh do YOU believe In a smiling god? (I have plans)

Carlos: I’m not as good looking as Cecil says, also time doesn’t make sense here!!! Is anyone listening!?! HEY! Stop saying my voice isn’t what you expected! Don’t ask how I do science. I just do.

Steve: I have no goddamn idea why Cecil hates me, also hello I’m actually semi functioning.

Any intern ever: I really wish I wasn’t in a life or death situation rn!

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Tucker: *caught sneaking with Danny and Sam* It's not what it looks like!

Mr. Lancer: It looks you forgot you snuck out, so you didn't bother to sneak back in.

Danny: Oh... Then, it is what it looks like.

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Ezio: I can sneak in there... But we'll have to distract the guards. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Courtesan Group: *hair blowing in the wind* Our time...has come.

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Peter Quill: I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy. *finger-gun points at Drax*

Drax: ...It's 'Drax'.

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Nami: No funny business.

Zoro: *standing with a confused Luffy and Nami-enamored Sanji* Why does she always look at us when she says that?

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Kashima: There's something I know how to do. I haven't done it for a while.

Hori: You are not having sex on this stage!

Kashima: Uh, I didn't know it was an option.

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Usopp: *ducks a cannonball as it crashes through Going Merry's side*

Usopp: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!

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All Might: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But, you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill villains?

Deku: Is this a test?

All Might: Yes.

Deku: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.