Purposely Incorrect Quotes

Hello and welcome to Incorrect On Purpose! Stickynotelover and CocoaMoo-Vamp here (yes, them from dA; CcM-V is using Tumblr to get back into internet life). This is our place for posting purposely "incorrect quotes" inspired by wonderfully quotable sources, meaning whatever incorrect character quotes we think of and reblog. Credit is given to those we reblog. Feel free to submit your own suggestions through the What'cha got? link. Warning: swearing may be present in some posts.

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Peter Quill: I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy. *finger-gun points at Drax*

Drax: ...It's 'Drax'.

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Nami: No funny business.

Zoro: *standing with a confused Luffy and Nami-enamored Sanji* Why does she always look at us when she says that?

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Tucker: *caught sneaking with Danny and Sam* It's not what it looks like!

Mr. Lancer: It looks you forgot you snuck out, so you didn't bother to sneak back in.

Danny: Oh... Then, it is what it looks like.

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I'll die the way I lived: annoying.

Nick Gautier (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunters series)

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Caleb: Dude, who have you cheesed off lately?

Nick: *counts on his fingers* Everyone.

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Kashima: There's something I know how to do. I haven't done it for a while.

Hori: You are not having sex on this stage!

Kashima: Uh, I didn't know it was an option.

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Okay. You done pissed me off! I'm out of bed-- I love fuzzy slippers-- Now, I'm going to have to kill you.

Deadpool

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Grunkle Stan: I can smell money!

Mable, Dipper, Soos, and Wendy: *sniff the air*

Soos: I smell corndogs.

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I like a woman who can kick my ass.

Sanji (One Piece)

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Usopp: *ducks a cannonball as it crashes through Going Merry's side*

Usopp: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!

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All Might: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But, you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill villains?

Deku: Is this a test?

All Might: Yes.

Deku: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.

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Ezio: I can sneak in there... But we'll have to distract the guards. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Courtesan Group: *hair blowing in the wind* Our time...has come.

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Friends are like family that don't suck.

Acheron Parthenopaeus (The Dark-Hunters; Chronicles of Nick)

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Jullien: I'm totally shoobed! He'll keep coming after me and everyone I know.

Trajen: Sometimes I wish I wasn't everyone you know.

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You can make fun of me. You can make fun of my hair. But if you make fun of my hair, I'mma fuckin' stab a bitch.

Xevikan Daraxerxes (Chronicles of Nick; Dark-Hunter series)

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Toga! Toga! Toga!

Headmaster Kaien Cross (to Toga Yagari) (Vampire Knight)

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Kody: *cups Nick's face, looking into his eyes*

Kody: Here's what I know: I love you and I like you.