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Akira: *taps a rhythm*

Ryuji: *taps in response*

Akechi: Stop that.

Akira: Stop what?

Akechi: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Akira: Yes, that’s what we did. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*Later, in a separate room.*

Ryuji: Yep, that’s exactly what we did.

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Makoto: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all!?

Akira:

Ryuji:

Futaba:

Haru:

Yusuke:

Kasumi:

Ann:

Akechi:

Makoto: Okay, fine, it’s like crack to me.

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Akira, entering Leblanc: Hi, Sojiro.

Ryuji, following: Hey, Boss.

Ann, also walking in: Good afternoon, Boss.

Sojiro: Hi, ward and his two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.

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Akira: Ryuji is too trusting for his own good. He’s fallen for more Nigerian scams than Yusuke.

Futaba: He’s fallen for 20 Nigerian scams?

Akira: 20!? That’s insane! He’s fallen for 2. Yusuke’s fallen for 20!?

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Maruki, at the assembly: You can call me anytime if you have any questions.

Ryuji, calling Maruki at 3 AM: Why do people that go to baby changing stations come back with the same baby?

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Makoto, reading a personality quiz out loud: Name three positive things about yourself.

Haru, borderline sobbing: I’m gay, I have soft hair, and I love my friends!

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Sojiro: This is a wall of my achievements.

Futaba: It’s just pictures of me and Akira.

Sojiro: You are the greatest achievements of my life. Of course it's pictures of you two.

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Maruki: So, let’s start by talking about the emotion that you’re feeling right now.

Akechi: Stabbing.

Maruki: Stabbing isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity that I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Akechi: Well, maybe, I feel stabby.