Incorrect Persona 5 Royal

Incorrect Persona 5 Royal Quotes~ (Will contain spoilers)

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Akira, entering Leblanc: Hi, Sojiro.

Ryuji, following: Hey, Boss.

Ann, also walking in: Good afternoon, Boss.

Sojiro: Hi, ward and his two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.

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Akechi: I’m a miserable failure.

Akira: Yes, you are.

Akechi: I’ve failed my mission.

Akira: Yes, you have.

Akechi: I could use a word of encouragement.

Akira: Yes, you could.

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Akechi: I am not having sex with Yoshizawa.

Akira: No one would judge you. It’s understandable. She’s strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.

Akechi: I am not having sex with Yoshizawa, but I’m starting to think you might be…

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Kasumi: Don’t break someone’s heart. They only have one.

Haru: Yeah, break their bones. They have 206 of those.

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Akira: You’re like a cloud.

Akechi: What?

Akira: When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

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Makoto: You look nice. I want to kiss you.

Ryuji: What?

Makoto: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

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Futaba: I wish I could block people in real life.

Makoto: Restraining order.

Akechi: Murder.

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Akechi: College is like a four-year game show called, ‘do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?’

Makoto: No, we hate you.

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Ryuji: My dad loved me.

Ryuji: He just didn’t care about my general happiness or self-esteem.

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Makoto, drunk: FUCK THE POLICE!

The Phantom Thieves: FUCK THE POLICE!

Sae: Wowww...

Sae, pulling out a walkie-talkie: Get the paddy wagon.

Futaba, smashing a bottle of alcohol on the ground: SCATTER!

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Ryuji, about Akira: Not even as a joke would I say that my boyfriend’s a bitch and I don’t like him.

Ryuji: My boyfriend’s a bitch and I like him *so much.*

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Futaba, after waking up from her post-palace coma: I don’t know.

Futaba: I know you told me.

Futaba: But I have had a very long day.

Futaba: I am very small.

Futaba: I have been in a coma for two months.

Futaba: And I have no money.

Futaba: So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

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Ryuji: I’m going to study like Akira taught me!

Makoto: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

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No requests I just absolutely adore your Pegoryu quotes

Thank you so much!! ^^ They’re one of my favorite ships so I’ll definetly be making more quotes for them!!

-Mod

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*Playing Scrabble*

Yusuke: I will put my A down to make A.

Ann: I will add to your A to make AT.

Futaba: I will add onto your AT to make RAT.

Makoto: I will add onto your RAT to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.

Ryuji: *FLIPS THE BOARD*

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Futaba: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Akira: FutABA THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Futaba: Floor it?

Akira: FUTABA NO

Futaba: How abOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!?

Akira: FUTABA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE CAFE DOWN

Futaba: I AM GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Akira: FUTABA P L E A S E

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Sae, getting down on one knee: Haru Okumura, will you do me the honor of being my sister-in-law?

Makoto: Sis, did you just propose to Haru FOR ME??

Sae: Someone’s gotta do it!