#incorrect peraltiago

[rose-n-gunses]

Don't mind Charles, he's just happy to be here 🫂

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Amy: Could someone give me a hand with the zipper?

Jake: Yeah.

Amy: Up!

Jake: *Stops unzipping it*

Jake: *Disappointedly zips up the dress*

[allthelovetotheninenine]

Jake holding a large box: Amy, what would you do if I came home with 4 dogs?

Amy:

Jake:

Amy: what's in the box, Jake?

Jake:

Amy, more forcefully: Jake, what's in the box?

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Amy, on the phone with Captain Holt: Is it to-

Jake, from the other room: LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?!

Amy: Why did I marry you again?

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Jake: I’m probably one of the smartest, most skilled people in the NYPD

Holt: ...is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Jake: I PAID FOR MY SKITTLES, I’M GETTING MY SKITTLES

BONUS

Amy, standing off to the side shaking her head: Sometimes I wonder why I love you.