#b99 memes

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 5/?) ✨ peraltiago edition ✨

[bluesakura007]

A few minutes ago, I spontaneously remembered this which I made over two years ago and posted at the time in the Matrix Discord server I'm a member of. I really should start revisiting it, partly for more of an archaeological dig into my meme pedlar beginnings in this fandom.

[geektrashfan]

The party sitting around campfire, shortly after arriving at Baldur's Gate.

Jaheira: I'm glad I joined up, you're proving useful.

Tav: Thanks mom.

...

Tav: What--why is everyone staring at me?

Shadowheart: You just called Jaheira mom. You said "thanks mom".

Tav: What, no I didn't! I said thanks ma'am.

Jaheira: Do you see me as a mother figure?

Tav: If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Karlach: Hey, show your mum some respect.

Tav: I didn't call her mom!!

Gale: It's okay. I called Mystra mom once and she used to be my lover.

Tav: Guys, jump on that! Gale's weird issues with his goddess!

Lae'zel: Tchsk! We all know about the wizard, you calling Jaheira mother...

Astarion: You did call her mom, with a sweet voice and everything.

Tav: You stay out of this!

Jaheira: It's alright, we all have slip ups. You want to talk later over a bottle of wine?

Tav: ...

Tav: Yes, I'd like that.

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

[josiegilmorexmariano]

me on the outside:

Me on the inside:

[jeena-says-hi]

This is is literally Jake Peralta

[once-was-poison-ivy]

okay B99 you don't have to bring that up

[potionsunderthestairs]

Harry: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Hermione: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Ron: smad