don’t cry, craft.

.only write in comic sans.

[philstolemylion]

i have nothing intelligent to say, i just want to read sappho right nOw

[philstolemylion]

i really did die in 2019 huh

[philstolemylion]

#FindRusselSprout2k19

[philester]

[philester]

LGBT

Lester’s

Great

Big

Thrussy

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

[hummingbirdcas]

Welcome twenty bi-teen

[thickness-protection-program]

Welcome 20 bi-teen

[deanismymom]

To all my bi followers

[smooththegoofyshark]

YAY ME I’M BI

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

ITS ALSO THE YEAR OF THE KILLJOYS :D

[anaphcra]

2019 better be fuckin good

[philstolemylion]

YAY IT'S OUR YEAR FINALLY

[philstolemylion]

what the fuck was that

me, about 2018

[hashtagspon]

i got bored and looked at dan’s spotify and his most recently played artist creates lullaby versions of songs….. i would die for this soft boy…. listening to calming renditions of his fave songs and falling asleep to them…. uwu…..

[cakephil]

people be harassing dan and phil for taking care of themselves 🤧

[onaethan-deactivated20190723]

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[teathattast]

(///_•)

[the-roundest-raccoon]

EMO-ji

[philstolemylion]

anthony: *makes a bad pun*

dan: that's so cheesy

phil: did you say CHEESE?! I HATE cheese it's the Bain of me EXISTENCE.

[philstolemylion]

phil: fuck you dan.

dan: is that an insult or a to do list?

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[janinethewitch]

Wtf I am the small one lol

[philstolemylion]

never not reblog

[overheardphan]

Dan: i’ve never had a best friend for the first 18 years of my life

Phil: i’ll be your best friend

Dan:

Dan: i’ve never had a boyfriend either

[mattieleelynn]

I would hate to alarm everyone, but this shot is gorgeous.

[ravetyme]

dAN

[howell2009]

this piece of trash istg