Piers: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Marnie: (Narrating) But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a zigzagoon.
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Piers: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Marnie: (Narrating) But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a zigzagoon.
*slams the door* Here I am again! Uncle Kabu asking Raikichi about her bite mark on his neck~~ (with Piers present, of course, let's make those two blush)
You know how much I love your ideas sweetie ! 🤩 This one was just SO FUUUN !!! ❤❤🥳
Piers x Kabu x Raikichi 👑🍀
“It’s pretty hot down here, why do you wear a scarf, kiddo ?”
Holy shit. Holy crap. Holy Arceus ! Your uncle had always had the eye of a hawk, but you prayed for him not to notice you wearing a silk scarf... well, too bad, he did it ! Without warning, you started tossing your tea, breathing louder as your cheeks turned all red. “Oh it’s nothing uncle, I’ve just a little soar throat !” you lied with a smile, keeping yourself all together as much as you could. If you hyped for Piers to help you, well... you could pray for it over and over again, because he blew off your lie in a matter of seconds.
“Your throat’s ache babe ?” he asked, trying to be thoughtful and sweet. Alas, your sigh betrayed you even more, as you almost killed the dark-type gym leader with that sight of yours. “What ?” The surprise in his gaze made Kabu frown, and turning to you an asking look. “Well, kiddo ?” Now that you were really hiding something from him and he had discovered it, you had no bother choice than confess your ‘crime’.
“Alright !” you almost yelled as removing your scarf, for Kabu to discover a bite mark underneath. First, he had no reaction at all, making you fear for the worst. He stared at your neck in perfect silence, before clearing his throat. You knew him too well, he was about to tease you... of course you had to make up an excuse, something to prevent him from teasing you.
“A mosquito took my neck for dinner !”
Piers almost chocked himself with his own tea, not expecting that kind of excuse from you. Well, you had to figure something out ! “Damn mosquito” Kabu teased nonetheless, making your very efforts to nothing. “It had the size of a Beedrill, I suppose !” If your cheeks were already red, Piers’s turned almost violet. He had never been so embarrassed in his entire life, not even during all his previous meetings with your uncle. Dammit, the fire-type gym leader happened to be good to tease the both of you until you surrender totally. “Yeah...” you tried calmly, not paying to much attention to your heartbeat, suddenly as fast as hell.
As you drank another drop from your tea, Kabu burst into laughter. “I’ve been young way before you kiddo ! Good grief, I can recognize a bite mark when I see one ! The two of you had a great time, heh ?” Please, please, may the gods granted you a grave deep, veeery deep to burry your shame forever... Piers was about to collapse and you were so short of breath you wanted to disappear. You had never been so red either... “Kiddo, you should really learn how to have fun, now that you have punk boy by your side” he concluded with a teasing tone, so you couldn’t really know if you wanted to disappear even harder... or not at all. Truth is, you were speechless, and so was Piers. Kabu, on the other hand, had a delightful time making fun of the both of you. Needless to say he would keep that particular discovery in mind for later... after all, a good tease is always priceless !
(Gifs by me 🍎)
Hop: Oh look, it's the scenie weenie!
Piers: What the fuck did you just call me?
Hop: A scenie wee-
Piers: I AM PUNK NOT SCENE.
Piers: Good morning sister. I am skipping breakfast to wallow in a dark pit.
Marnie: Ok bro, that’s cool. Have fun.
Piers: I take it your little book club read Gatsby.
Sonia: Yes... Why?
Piers: Marnie has been only referring to morpeko as "Old Sport" for the past three days and it’s getting old fast.
Sonia: Sorry about that, Old Sport.
I’m 120 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense!
- Piers
[texting]
Milo: I’ve got a mad cotc craving.
Nessa: What?
Milo: cotc craving
Piers: A what?
Milo: Corn on the cob
Nessa: How
Nessa: would I
Nessa: know that?
Sonia: Gosh, I’m so tired.
Leon: You know why?
Sonia: Yeah, because I’ve just-
Leon: Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Sonia: ...
Sonia: I-
Piers: OH FOR ARCEUS’ SAKE!