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Piers: I take it your little book club read Gatsby.

Sonia: Yes... Why?

Piers: Marnie has been only referring to morpeko as "Old Sport" for the past three days and it’s getting old fast.

Sonia: Sorry about that, Old Sport.

Sonia: And what does LGBT mean?

Leon: Luigi Got Big Titties?

Leon: If I we’re a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together.

Sonia: awww babe.

Raihan: Hey Nessa, if I were a gardener you’d be my hoe.

Nessa: ...I mean, thanks? I think?

Nessa: This curry is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Leon:

Sonia:

Raihan: *snickers* You’re hot, but I’d still eat—

Sonia: ONE DINNER.

Sonia: *Slams hand down on the table*

Sonia: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

Sonia, staring Leon dead in the eyes: You. Me. Bathroom. NOW.

Piers, tensed: Shit... Do you think she’s breaking up with him?

Raihan: Nah, probably just fuckin’.

Piers: Raihan!

Raihan: WHAT?!

[meanwhile, in the bathroom]

Sonia: You touched my needle.

Leon: ...What?

Sonia: My needle. From my kit. That I was using to knit a sweater. You touched it. You moved it. And now it’s gone. I’ve lost my place.

Leon: Sorry, my bad—

Sonia: You sURE BET IT’S “YOUR BAD”. NOW GUESS WHO’S GOING TO BE KNITTING ME A NEW SWEATER!!??

Leon: nO - YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO THAT!!

Sonia: OH, I SURE CAN!

Sonia: Have you two thought about what you want for your birthday.

Victor: I-

Gloria, pushing him aside: I wanna decide who lives and who dies.

Sonia: I’m cold.

Leon: Here, take my cape.

Raihan: I’m cold too.

Leon: Well damn Raihan, I’m not the one who can control the weather!

Marnie: War and Peace is just Sinnohan Gossip Girl in Bonaparte time.

Milo: She’s not wrong.

Avery: Does that make Anna Karagina like Sex In The City or something?

Sonia:

Sonia: What.

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