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Hop: Ah yes baguettes, the ekans of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eelektrik, good sir.

Baker: What?

Victor: Just ignore him.

Hop: What's that you got there?

Gloria, standing next to her Eternatus and holding a cup: A smoothie

Hop: Your hands, I want to hold them

Victor: Your lips, I want to kiss them

Bede: Your dreams, I want to hear them

Gloria: YOUR TOES, HAND EM OVER

Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!

Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.

Piers: Millennials shot Versace.

Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.

Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.

Gloria: Cain was a millennial.

Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.

Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.

Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.

Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.

Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.

Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!

Hop: Oh look, it's the scenie weenie!

Piers: What the fuck did you just call me?

Hop: A scenie wee-

Piers: I AM PUNK NOT SCENE.

Piers: If I could describe you with one Metallica song, it'd be "The Day that Never Comes"

Hop: And why is that?

Bede: Because that'll be the day you actually become champion!

Bede to Hop: If reality is a simulation, then you are the biggest glitch there is.

Hop: Do you mean the type of glitch that ruins the game, or the kind that makes things more fun?

Hop, walking in on Maxim sulking on top of a dresser: Oh, hey man do you want anything for dinner?

Maxim, in a deep, gravely voice: Chicken nuggets.

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