#incorrect quotes bsd

[sunnikos]

Dazai: Do you trust me?

Chuuya: Unfortunately.

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Ranpo: Yosano just told me I had three days to live

Poe: What?? Are you sick??

Ranpo: No, she's just pissed because I ate the last Pizza slice

[glitterkuromi]

[nxsh30]

Dazai: How is the weather down there Chuuya

Chuuya: Why don't you see for yourself

Dazai: what do y- *gets kicked in the balls*

[ramblingsbymoonlight]

Atsushi, frustrated: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Dazai does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Akutagawa: If Dazai-san were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Dazai-san jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Atsushi, completely done: You jump off a cliff!

Akutagawa: Gladly. Provided Dazai-san did first.

[kasumiwrlds]

akutagawa: oh

akutagawa: that was kinda gay

chuuya: we are gay

akutagawa: y

akutagawa: you're right

[sunnikos]

Atsushi: I didn’t even pay much attention to what you were talking about, you’re so beautiful.

Akutagawa: Thank you love, I was talking about how I almost got killed.

[sunnikos]

Akutagawa: Dazai isn't answering his phone

Atsushi: I'll call him

Akutagawa: I've tried six times, what makes you think-

Dazai: Hey Atsushi, what's up?