#incorrect quotes transformers

[weepingmillow]

they're all idiots with 1 brain cell, that one brain cell is Ratchet.

[blade-liger-4ever]

Incorrect Quotes Featuring the Mithril Siblings and Two Of Smokescreen's Buddies from the Elite Guard

Smokescreen: Which country has the most birds?

Smokescreen: Portu-geese!

Chromia: That's a language.

Smokescreen: Portu-gull?

Chromia: Good recovery.

Red Alert: I think you mean - good re-dovery?

Hound: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Hound: *falls down the stairs*

Red Alert: Are you okay?

Smokescreen: Stop falling down the stairs!

Chromia: How’d the ground taste?

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Chromia: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Smokescreen: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Hound: A realist sees a freight train.

Red Alert: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Hound: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Smokescreen: Tell them how you really feel.

Red Alert: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Chromia: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle, and if they lose, they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Hound, being handed a sword: …well heck.

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Red Alert: *Gasp*

Hound: wHAT??

Red Alert: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Hound: *inhales*

Smokescreen, in another room with Chromia: Why can I hear screeching?

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Red Alert: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Smokescreen: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.

Chromia: Hound bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he’s WRONG.

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@kzele just something for grins and giggles - poor Red's probably wondering why he chose the two nutcases from the Mithril Sea to be his friends/adopted-ish family, while Hound is just having fun. Chromia low-key approves of these two as friends for Smokey, but hides it under snark and ever increasing stunts to keep the boys proving their worth.

Smokescreen's simply happy they all get along with minimal arguments and formed a close knit-ish group.

[bluewolfninja5]

Transformers Prime incorrect quotes

Optimus: I know, you're still upset. Ratchet: Oh, so it's just me? Optimus: Of course not. *monotone* Can't you see I'm completely engulfed with rage? *turns to face Ratchet, expressionless* Ratchet: Well, it doesn't feel like it. *starts tapping his foot impatiently* Optimus*starts to levitate* The sooner we forgive Megatron, the better it will be for us all. Ratchet*yelling* You're... not... as above this... as you... think you are! *grunts angrily, steaming in his eyes* Optimus*floats onto the bed* Yes, I am. (Ratchet paces around the room and gets even angrier.) Optimus: You can't stay angry with him forever. Ratchet*turns and points at Optimus* Wanna bet? Optimus: Ratchet, the carpet.(Ratchet looks down and sees the carpet burning, with smoke emanating from his feet.) Ratchet: You... can't even... Argh!(Ratchet storms out of the room and slams the door behind him, leaving burnt footprints on the floor.)

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes: TF One Edition #1

Minor Spoiler For Transformers One

*Taking place at the beginning of Transformers Two*

Optimus Prime [to the Autobots]: So, yeah, Megatron must be stopped. Again. I mean I assume he must be stopped. I don’t know what he’s actually gonna do yet, but I am sure it will need stopping.

[bluewolfninja5]

Nooooo! *scans the sky with his optics zooming* Please-please-please-please-please! *sees the ejected Bumblebee, floating back to Earth with a parachute* Ahhhh... *kneels on the ground* Ohhhhh... *holds his chest* Ohh, this kid's killing me... *lays down and cowers* Ughhhh...