Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally
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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally
Optimus Prime: this is my Second in Command, Prowl. He loves his personal space.
Optimus Prime: This is my Head of Special Operations, Jazz.
*cut to Jazz with an arm wrapped around Prowl's shoulders*
Optimus Prime: He also loves Prowl's personal space.
they're all idiots with 1 brain cell, that one brain cell is Ratchet.
Orion: I'm going out to the Bar- want anything?
Megatron: Equal rights
Orion: Yeah, I got five shannix
So I had the craziest dream last night...
It started with Swindle standing in front of an overturned car in the middle of the street. It's in the camera's POV, except the camera man is really shitty at his job and is just recording Swindle's legs. Swindle: "Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma-" Director, whispering: "Swindle that's not the one we're doing today." Swindle: "Oh shit fuck lemme start over......" "Has this ever happened to you or someone you love? Well it can! It could even be happening to your boyfriend right now! That’s right, texting and driving. Go ahead, open your car door and let all that water ruin your innocent little minivan’s roof. Or better yet, just wait until your engine explodes!!” Swindle fucking grabs the camera man and makes sure he gets his good side before finishing: “This has been a Public Safety Announcement from yours truly <3 Okay now when am I getting paid for this shit?” Squishes camera man like grape “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NON-PROFIT!?”
Cut to the next part of the dream... Blitzwing [Icy] walks into the Decepticon base giggling at random intervals. Megan: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE” Hotty: “NOTHIN’ BITCH” Megan: “I CAN LITERALLY HEAR SQUEAKING COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR CHEST PLATE” Icy: “It’z- *snort* It’z nothing to vorry about.” Megan: “TELL ME NOW OR NO VIOLENCE FOR A WEEK” Randy: “Okay geez no need to get aggressive...” Blitzy opens his chest plate to reveal precisely 37 gay rats. Megan leaves to reflect on his life choices, decides he doesn’t care, so now Blitzwing is the proud father of precisely 37 gay rats and trains them to attack people.
fixit: strongarm won’t come out of their room!
grimlock: Just tell them I said something.
fixit: Like what?
bumblebee: Anything factually incorrect.
fixit, shrugging: If you say so.
strongarm, moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
TFP Optimus: All the Optimus Primes will be able to work together to reach a common goal and achieve peace. What could go wrong?
20 Minutes Later…
Shattered Glass Optimus: *trying to strangle someone*
G1 Optimus: I’m the real Optimus Prime!
Cyberverse Optimus: No, I am!
TFA Optimus: WHTA WHAT WHERE AM I WHO ARE YOU
TFP Optimus: This probably wasn’t such a good idea…
Bayverse Optimus, out of nowhere: MURDER!!!!