#incorrect quoting

[positive-pluto13]

"Michaels maggot. You're eating Michaels. How do they taste?"

[jazzgreen7]

Baby: Zoey dear, I think you’re forgetting

Baby: Don’t underestimate the power of a-

Zoey: lollipop seller?

Baby: (cringes in frustration)

Zoey: (quietly chuckling)

Baby: -common man

(Source: Chennai Express. Baby would definitely be the heir to a lollipop business)

[mysticiiisms]

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

-Sirrus about Achenar probably

[acingthistest]

gabe: This is such a bad idea.

trinity: Then why are you coming along?

gabe: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[idkimtiredanddumb]

Ok no i totally agree Andrew is like Beefy right BUT it would be SO. MUCH. FUNNIER. if he’s some like a slim little dude with narrow shoulders and Neil’s still there like … he could carry the weight of my problems on his shoulders 🥰❤️😍💕

[ahalal-uralma]

@xxcardinal-hevnoraakxx

[thighsaremilky]

JFK: I’m gonna, er uh, take my shirt off. Don’t worry, family, I’m wearing an undershirt. It’s not gonna get gay in here.

Joan: It’s always gay in here.

JFK: No, it isn’t.

Jen: It’s ALWAYS gay in here!