#incorrect quots

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Cyclone:...Lieutenant, I'm looking at this form you filled out... Rooster: Yes, sir? Cyclone: And under "Talents and Attributes" you wrote "My Taste in Men". Rooster: Yes, sir. Cyclone:...Why? Rooster:...I lost a bet to Hangman, sir. Hangman(out in the hall): YEAH YA DID Cyclone:...Well, the funny thing is, that we have this same form written up by by Admiral Kazansky back in 1987, and it says the same thing. Maverick(out in the hall): YEAH IT DOES Cyclone:......They're high-fiving out there, aren't they? Rooster: They're totally high-fiving, sir.

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

Remus : I'm not in love with her

Sirius : ...

Remus : I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion through a field of flowers.

Sirius : *sighs

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

A.B.A: If we’re in trouble, just throw Paracelsus at the problem, and hope for the best.

[incorrect-genshin-impact]

Venti: I am a responsible adult!

Lumine: *raises brow*

Venti: I am an adult.

[silvermoonshipping-is-love]

Steven: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?

Ben: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you, Silver?

Silver: Probably "road work ahead."

Herobrine: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them.

[tra-shin]

Killua: Sorry Gon, but they say two men can't sleep in the same bed

Gon: Kill...

Killua: SO we are going to buy two single beds and put them together

[askkolathecourierandco]

Here have one from my favorite group of underapreicated nerds 

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Mags: Shit. O'Hanrahan: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Razz: OH MY GOD POINDEXTER FELL OFF!!!