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Testament: What are your three best qualities?

Dizzy: I’m bi, I have great hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my husband.

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Jack-O: Having a boyfriend is so useful. I see a picture of two snails on a leaf and know exactly what to do!

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Johnny: Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs, and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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Sin: Thanks for teaching me how to lie, Aunt Jack-O.

Jack-O: No problem. Next week, stealing!

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Testament: One of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius, and Dizzy asked me

Dizzy: "What's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said

Testament: "It's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat, and when you say you're cold, he tells you to put on another sweater. We're not made of money," and they went

Dizzy: "Oh, 68."

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Axl: I’m gonna go...put on something more comfortable~

I-No: As long as it isn’t the fish hat again—

Axl: IT’S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!

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Sin: I want to see that new movie Bathrooms.

Sol: ??

Sin: Backshots**

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Sin: You don't know anything about me.

Sol: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

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I-No: If you see Axl, tell her I love him.

Happy Chaos: Ok. If I see Axl, I'll tell him I love him.

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Happy Chaos: "Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

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Happy Chaos: “The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power.”

Asuka: No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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Faust: Alright, remember this is a colon exam. Just try not to get aroused.

Johnny: I'll do my best.

Faust: I was talking to myself, sir.

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Leo: I dressed up as Funky Kong for the Super Mario Bros movie, and my coworkers and manager were like

Ky: "Who the fuck are you?"

Leo: Because I looked like a 90's weed dealer, and I was like, "Just wait and see."

Leo: And then he never showed up in the movie.

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Sol: Was going through some medical records, and one of the doctors wrote "dresses oddly" under my psychotic symptoms. Fuck you too, man.

Faust: Symptom: no drip.