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These were totally said in game, and you can't prove me wrong. What are you gonna do? Actually watch the story mode?

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Check it out!

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Sin: You don't know anything about me.

Sol: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

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I-No: If you see Axl, tell her I love him.

Happy Chaos: Ok. If I see Axl, I'll tell him I love him.

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Happy Chaos: "Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

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Happy Chaos: “The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power.”

Asuka: No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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Faust: Alright, remember this is a colon exam. Just try not to get aroused.

Johnny: I'll do my best.

Faust: I was talking to myself, sir.

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Leo: I dressed up as Funky Kong for the Super Mario Bros movie, and my coworkers and manager were like

Ky: "Who the fuck are you?"

Leo: Because I looked like a 90's weed dealer, and I was like, "Just wait and see."

Leo: And then he never showed up in the movie.

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Sol: Was going through some medical records, and one of the doctors wrote "dresses oddly" under my psychotic symptoms. Fuck you too, man.

Faust: Symptom: no drip.

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Johnny: *reveals the Tower tarot card*

May: Is that bad?

Johnny: *reveals another Tower tarot card*

May: Is that worse?

Johnny: *reveals a tarot card with a Boeing 737*

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Dizzy: How are my sweetie peas?

*silence*

Dizzy: I SAID HOW THE FUCK ARE MY SWEETIE PEAS!!!

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Ky: Did you steal my card and order dominoes at midnight in Florida 3 days in a row?

Sin: ...yeah.

Sin: ...okay, then.

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Robo-Ky: Chat, are we cooked?

Faust: Not if I can help it.

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Sin: Hey, Mom, can I have some money for Coke?

Dizzy: Sure, is $60 enough?

Sin: It's $1.50.

Dizzy: Wow, prices sure have gone down since I was your age.

Sin: For Coca-Cola?

Dizzy: Oh... that's what you mean...

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Happy Chaos: Do you trust me?

Nagoriyuki: No.

Happy Chaos: I’m going to take that as a yes.

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Sol: It takes a whole lifetime to forget someone.

Sin: You forgot me in the parking lot yesterday.

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Bridget: Thinking about changing my name, lolll.

Bridget: Feel free to drop name suggestions!!!

Goldlewis: Gertrude.

Nagoriyuki: Block the nigga in your replies who said Getrude. That nigga is wishing the worst upon you.

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Venom: Just because the zoo is publicly funded with tax dollars doesn't make the animals yours.

Robo-Ky: Fuck you! I pay that wombat's salary!