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[the-corey-lynxx]

Horace: Which way did Will go?  Halt: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.  Horace: You could really figure it out from that?  Halt: No, you idiot, Will sent me a text. See?

[redrose-arrow]

Crowley: okay, maybe I overreacted a little bit. A BIT.

Halt: a bit? That’s like Morgarath saying “oh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded the Kingdom”

[thebutterflyranger]

Horace: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Halt: GO TO SLEEP HORACE

[redrose-arrow]

Nils: “Skirl, there is a ship approaching.”

Gundar: “Scan it.”

Nils: “We’re scanning unusually high levels of sass, skirl.”

Gundar: *slams fist on table* “SVENGAL”

[redrose-arrow]

Crowley: I trust Halt. 

Duncan: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Crowley: I wouldn’t go that far. 

[redrose-arrow]

Halt: I’ve got an idea! Duncan: Does it involve breaking the rules? Crowley: By now, do you think that’s a given?

[redrose-arrow]

Crowley: I thought I told you no

Halt: but your eyes said yes

[redrose-arrow]

Duncan: Especially you, Crowley. I expect more from you.

Halt: Why, you don’t expect more from me?

Duncan: All I’m hoping out of you is a haircute.