#incorrect ram

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Rick Sanchez, at somepoint

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

I am hilarious and people will end up quoting everything I say.

Rick, breaking the 4th wall again

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

Morty [to Jessica]: I just wanna be friends.

Morty: Plus a little extra.

Morty: Also, I love you.

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

We’ll definitely be back next year. If not, it’ll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that’s canon.

Rick Sanchez, breaking the 4th wall again on a future finale 

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

R.I.P. to the fuck I almost gave.

Rick Sanchez

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

Rick: This is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago. It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"

[dramatic lights and suddenly a beat starts]

Rick: What the fuck did I do last night?

Rick: I blacked out drunk and cried myself to sleep.