#incorrect red queen

[keistance]

Maven: do i miss my mother? yes

Maven: is her presence gonna make me feel happy or better at all? it will probably make me feel worse since she hasnt been comforting or loving a single day in my life

Maven: do i still wish she were here telling me what to do? yes

Cal:

Maven: do i have problems? why yes thank you for noticing

[paragon-of-anxiety]

Mare: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Cal *mouth full of food* : No...

Mare: Then what's that on your pants?

Cal: Cocaine

[agapitotoyski]

Mare: Sometimes I love it that you're a foot taller than me.

Cal: *blushing* so you can listen to my heart that only beats for you?

Mare: So I can listen to your heart and know exactly where to stab you

[mareslightning]

Alright found this on pinterest and MY GOD THAT WOULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN

I can't give credits bc I tried to find the Instagram and it didn't show up, but if anyone knows, please tell me!

[therealwylanvaneck]

Cal: *Gets down on one knee*

Mare: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Cal: *Falls over*

Mare: The poison is kicking in.

[that-very-confused-fangirl]

Maven: I just want someone to take me out.

Mare: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Maven: Surprise me.

[incorrect-quotes-red-queen]

Julian: What are some elements of Gothic literature?

Mare, not missing a beat: Necromancy

[borntoconquer]

Kilorn: We can't let you do that.

Cal: And how exactly will you stop me?

Kilorn: We will call Mare.

Cal: