someone once said that Irina might told young Ilya those words before and I could not help but make this little scene
The quote from 1x06 «The Cottage»
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someone once said that Irina might told young Ilya those words before and I could not help but make this little scene
The quote from 1x06 «The Cottage»
yours. mine.
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
I know damian is overinvolved with dick’s gym job i know he’s emailing dick’s manager like hello. This is damian wayne. You are severely underpaying my older brother richard grayson. He is an Olympic level athlete teaching at your gym for (real actual numbers that hes researched) less than he could be making at a gym more suited to his skill level. Rectify this immediately.
What damian wants is for dick to have a nicer apartment and a new car mostly a new car. However dick likes his shitty apartment and the honda is 100% paid off and he Loves that thing he’ll be buried with it. Dick is picking damian up from his high school graduation in that thing. It’s already a decade old. He spray painted it blue when he got it (it was kind of a taupe color) and he’s not willing to physically or emotionally or monetarily go through the process of purchasing a car and then spray paint again. Damian Hates it he prays for the downfall of the honda he’s tried to figure out if he has matilda mind powers in that thing trying to total it with his mind. Dick keeps putting bumper stickers on it that say like MY CHILD IS A GOTHAM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GRADUATE! Damian tries to like convince him to remove them and starts sharing factoids about why you shouldnt personalize childrens items or have bumper stickers stating facts about your kids because predators can read it and use the knowledge to convince kids to get in a car with them and dick says “if you get into a car with a stranger both you and the stranger deserve whatever you do to each other” c tier parenting moment. He wakes up in the middle of the night later in a cold sweat and barges into Damian’s room and is like NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IF A STRANGER HURTS YOU IN ANY WAY I WILL NOT BLAME YOU OKAY. YOU WONT DESERVE IT. NOBODY DESERVES TO BE HURT. and damian (woke up from a dead sleep) is like get out of my room before i KILL YOU. C tier day all around.
@megamindsupremacy i believe in the separation of character and self. I do not dream of dg’s 2008 honda landfill. MY dream car is a lifted hot pink nissan juke
just caught up on absolute wonder woman and i'm never going to be normal again
Jedi Knight Koriand’r in a DC x STAR WARS crossover ?? More likely than you’d think…
dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending
Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor
I can finally hug you.
anidala + william shakespeare's star wars: the clone army attacketh by ian doescher
The thing is "Padawan. Steal a car." is actually one of the oldest and noblest Jedi traditions. Part of the standard duties of being a Padawan involves securing the getaway vehicle when your assignment has gone sideways six times over and developed into a full Situation. They have all done this. I know in my heart that even Luminara at some point looked at a situation and sighed and asked Barriss to please steal a car before the shooting starts.
you: don't worry too much about school! c's get degrees!
me: becoming a top student and acing my exams will boost my social ranks among my peers & max out my knowledge score
life isn't like persona 4? fffffffffff :,(
personal kind of depressing rant incoming:
I want to come out IRL but it's not exactly feasible. I finally called the only top surgery doctor in my insurance range and apparently they've stopped doing them last year. I called explicitly for transmasculine gender affirming surgery and they still misgendered me. My dad is in charge of paying for the health insurance and I'm trying to make him change it to something else without a lot of questions, but the date to register for that is still months away. They're all such a stupid reasons to feel hollow but that's how I feel. I want to up my testosterone dose to a normal one but I don't feel safe enough to do it. My appetite has gone down. My family is transphobic and while my physical health would be fine if I came out, I know they would try to argue with me and simply not respect my trans identity. It's just all so exhausting. I wish I was brave enough to tell my friends. I want to buy tape but I'm so fucking scared that my family will notice. I can't even buy fucking tape.
hollanov baby 💪🐥💪
your assigned ilya of the day is about to witness queer hockey history thats going to change things for him and Shane