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[clytemnestraaa]

ok actually the fact that in tlg hayden is convinced that ilya is straight and not sexually attracted to men and has been fucking shane for a DECADE and is now LIVING WITH and ENGAGED to him as part of ilya’s plot to corrupt and ruin his hockey competitor and leave shane heartbroken and ruined at the altar while twirling his dastardly mustache is actually iconic. like could you even blame ilya at that point. he leaves boston for ottawa and tanks his own career and becomes a political refugee exiled from his home country so he can fuck a guy he’s not even attracted to in order to ruin his life. that would be the hardest anyone has ever balled. they call it the long game for a reason.

[m1stl3t03]

i can try to pretend, i can try to forget

but it's driving me mad

[keistance]

there's shanes out there that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

[cuppydogshane]

6 months ago i had heard nothing of shane hollander. this does not seem possible. and yet

[clytemnestraaa]

like shane hollander loooooooves a face-eating leopard and surely the fact that the face-eating leopards have now surrounded him in a circle means they are about to accept him as one of their own

[ticklefighthockey]

Wait wait wait the ilya/Jackie/Hayden thing??? Am I missing something??

yes hayden asked jackie if he could have a hall pass on long road trips and jackie smiled sweetly and said sure babe :) of course we can open up this marriage :) i know it's hard for you guys to feel like real men unless you're hitting on hot drunk giggly college girls at the bar. and then she starts sleeping with ilya rozanov

[ticklefighthockey]

she doesn't even have to seduce him or anything she just walks up to the visitors' locker room after a boston-montreal game and lays it out for him. i want to fuck you to fuck with my husband. he WILL find out about it (because i'll tell him) and he WILL try to kill you on or possibly off the ice. and ilya is like [cheshire cat grin] okay

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 Episode 4

[yesterdayiwrote]

Argentina have made more shots at the back of their opponents heads than at the goal

[comingatthecottage]

although i absolutely adore both writing and reading angsty fic about miscommunications born of insecurity, i think canonically neither ilya nor shane is an insecure person. they're actually both very confident, sometimes cocky, and i don't think there are signs that's an act!

shane's problem isn't insecurity, it's shame. he doesn't think he's not good enough, he thinks there is something wrong with him that he has to keep secret at all costs lest everyone find out and punish him for it

ilya's problem isn't insecurity, it's self-hatred. he doesn't think he's not good enough, he thinks there is a deep well of badness inside himself that will ultimately destroy him and the people he loves

what i'm saying is that there are a lot of different ways to feel terrible about yourself and we should branch out!

[lavenderprose]

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

[goodsongnever]

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[gaynehollander]

Have we considered that Ilya's playboy persona may play into Shane making him chase that hole for two years? Like, sure, he's seeing pictures of Ilya exiting clubs with these gorgeous women on his arm but when that's over and done with, guess who he's still texting. Shane. It's Shane who he's salivating all over, just trying to get the chance to fuck him, and these women may have gotten the chance to have him inside of them but Shane's willing to bet Ilya hasn't given them a second thought since. Guess who he is thinking about. Shane. Shane who isn't easy. Shane who's making him work for it. And, my God, does he work for it. There's a thrill that goes up Shane's spine every time he makes it clear just how badly he wants it, because Shane is someone worth chasing.

And maybe there's a part of him that wonders whether it will all be over once he eventually gives it up. Maybe there's a persistent nagging at the back of his brain, telling him that Ilya is only in it for the chase and that once he's actually had Shane he will become just another notch on his bedpost.

Of course Ilya will never be completely rid of him. They'll still see each other on the ice. Shane is still the only person who can give him a run for his money there but maybe he'll just drag it out a bit longer. Just make sure that Ilya keeps thinking about him and everything he hasn't yet been allowed to have.

[eagleshouse]

anyway world cup over what a fantastic final match between england and france with england winning! no other important matches happening and no other teams are still in the game

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

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[iwrotemrtambourineman]

couple of references to scott having no connection to the larger gay community and kip is like “oh well I’ll teach you!” and my vision is that he’s giving scott a crash course and kip’s like “and of course you know when pride month is!” and scott’s smiling like “of course I know when it is! july!” and kip ruthlessly makes fun of him because how could you not know (he’s been in the playoffs or out of town cruising in the Mediterranean every pride month since he moved to nyc but that’s here nor there) and then one year they decide to go to rochester for a weekend in july in the summer since scott kind of wants to show kip where he grew up and he does miss it a little but only in the summer and they’re walking around downtown and its all decked out for pride and it turns out that Rochester celebrates pride in July to honor their own history of the gay community picnic that was started in 1972 and he does make fun of kip for not being as connected to gay culture as him.

[redwinerozanova]

red wine supernova, fall right into me

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day