#incorrect rid2015

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Bumblebee: So, Sideswipe, you got a girlfriend?

Sideswipe: No...but I'm talking to this boy...

Bumblebee: Uh...Okay, how about you, Grim? Any ladies?

GrimLock: Not into that.

Bumblebee: Does anyone here like girls?

StrongArm: I do.

Bumblebee: ...

Bumblebee: You're all valid and I support all of you.

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WindBlade: StrongArm is so pretty.

Sideswipe: Don't say that, WindBlade, you're pretty too.

WindBlade: I'm not jealous, Sideswipe, I'm gay.

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Bumblebee: Can I be frank with you guys?

Sideswipe: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

GrimLock: Can I still be GrimLock?

Sideswipe: Shhh let Frank speak.

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Bumblebee: While I'm gone, Drift, you're in charge.

Drift: Understood.

Bumblebee, whispering: StrongArm, you're secretly in charge.

StrongArm: Duh.

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Drift: Aren’t you like 5′2?

Bumblebee: I self identify as tall.

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Bumblebee: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

StrongArm: Have everyone stand.

WindBlade: Bring three more chairs.

Sideswipe: The most important ones can sit down.

GrimLock: Kill three.

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My dad, who is a grown man who runs a team, just whispered, ‘oh, this is gonna be so efficient’ before spraying febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeded to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

—Sideswipe

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Fixit: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

GrimLock: Earth is not a planet.

Fixit: HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET!?