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𓏲ּ𝄢.ִֶָ𓂃 spike headcanons
ft. optimus, tarn, soundwave, shockwave and windblade ougghhh anon, i loooove when ppl come into my inbox asking me to talk about my faves <3 u feed my soul!
optimus prime
Now this guy is the definition of BDE. He walks around knowing he’s wielding a weapon of mass destruction, but he’s humble about it. The first time you saw it, pulsing with light, bobbing between his legs at an outstanding 8 inches, with a girth you can only just about grab entirely, you were speechless. Its length is blue, with a red tip. There are two strips of biolights that run vertically on the underside.
Intimidating, but mouthwatering. He isn’t a Prime for nothing, after all. Don’t worry, he’ll make sure you’re prepped to take him.
tarn
He’s got a fat, chubby spike that bullies through your walls. His tip is thick and drags wonderfully against your most sensitive spots. He always needs to go through a lot of prep work to get you ready for him, otherwise your tightness practically chokes him. He has his digits and glossa squirming and scissoring inside you until you’re sobbing and begging for him to fuck you.
His pink biolight spiral down his black spike. It always looks so pretty when it’s lit up. Watching it slip in and out of you is addictive. It curves downwards and sits at roughly 6-7 inches.
soundwave
6 inches, perfectly sleek and efficient for your needs. It fits nicely in your hand, making it easy to pleasure every part of him. He knows how to use it, that’s for sure. It’s dark blue with yellow accents flickered up the length to make it look like a missile.
He’s also incredibly leaky. He dribbles prefluid all the time, he just can’t help it. He overloads more than anyone else on this list. It stands pretty straight, but sometimes droops downwards if he’s got a lot on his mind.
shockwave
Monster fuckers, come get y’all juice. If you’ve read my chemical desires series for Shockwave, you’ll already know what I’m about to say. This freak has his spike decked out with all the most mouthwatering features. Barbs, ribbed textures, a knotted base. It’s your personal toy, catered perfectly with you in mind.
It’s dark purple and without any biolights. He spares no centimetre for such decorations, not when the space could be better utilised with other features.
It’s thick, but your fingers do touch when you wrap your hand around it. He can adjust it accordingly (in line with what you need), but it’s naturally about 6.5 inches. It curves upwards, so he always knocks against your sweet spot when you’re in missionary.
Shockwave, logically, only sees his spike as a tool to please you. That’s all it does for him, anyway. So, he sees to it that it has every addition for you. He makes you cum in no time, and always strives to pull multiple orgasms from you each session.
windblade
Like the rest of her, it’s extraordinarily pretty. Another one that curves upwards, is about 7 inches in length and slender. It’s a cherry red, with blue centre panels that run parallel up the topside. The underside has strips of blue biolights which remain static. There are silver accents that separate the panels. She’s always polished and shiny, she takes a lot of pride in her spike and maintains it beautifully.
