#incorrect self insert quote

[yandereloveraw]

Everytime I return to the Dawnstar Sanctuary

Me: Cicero-! ♡

Cicero: Listener-! ♡ [Tackles me onto the floor and smothers my face in kisses]

Nazir, shielding Babette's eyes: Geesh, you two. Get a room.

[yandereloveraw]

Asmo: Mammon, as the dom in a relationship? [Laughs] I'll believe it when I see it!

[He turns around and spots Mammon leading a smitten me around with a gold collar and leash]

Asmo: [Spit-takes]

[yandereloveraw]

Zombie Au

Me, YB/Peter's pet zombie that hasn't been fed yet: [Getting dangerously close to another survivor while rabidly biting and swiping at them]

Survivor, screaming at YB/Peter and struggling to back out of my reach: GET YOUR FUCKING ZOMBIE, BITCH!!

YB/Peter, not even trying to hold me back by my leash: She don't bite.

Survivor: YES SHE DO!!

YB/Peter belongs to @invertedmindinc and @y0urb0yfriend

[yandereloveraw]

Yandere! Moondrop: I can't find Teddy Bear (Me)...

YB/Peter: Don't worry, I've got this~ [Unwraps a hershey chocolate bar]

Me: [Pokes my head out from around a corner] Is that chocolate? C-can I have some?

YB/Peter: There she is ~♡

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Yandere! Danny Johnson: You're sure that this plan will work?

YB/Peter: Absolutely! Our Teddy Bear (Me) can't resist chocolate ♡

[Cut to me following and picking up a trail of wrapped hershey kisses that YB/Peter left]

YB/Peter belongs to @invertedmindinc and @y0urb0yfriend

[yandereloveraw]

My yandere shapeshifter self insert: I can be whatever or whoever you want me to be.♡ If you've got a favorite fictional character or celebrity, I can be them. Your favorite animal? I can be that too. ^^ ♡

[yandereloveraw]

Incorrect quotes for Sammy Lawrence, Bendy and myself (BATIM)

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Sammy Lawrence: Thank you, my sheep for not telling our Lord Bendy what happened.

Me, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this to Bendy.

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Bendy: I haven't seen or heard from Sammy Lawrence or his devotee for fifteen minutes. They must be getting into trouble.

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Me: Lord Bendy, Sammy isn't talking to me...

Bendy: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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I loved that someone wrote that Sammy would call his s/o 'My Sheep,' so I'm sticking with that nickname for myself. ^^

[yandereloveraw]

Guy: You don't look gay.

Sugar Spite: Will I look gay when I'm going down on your girl?

Guy: [Chokes on spit]

[yandereloveraw]

My yandere shapeshifter self insert: I made sure that I can be whatever you want me to be. I can change anything about myself that you don't like, okay? Just let me know, and I can do that for you. ♡