#incorrect seraph

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Guren: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Shinya: That's a genius move.

Guren: Thank you.

Shinya: You're welcome, Lester.

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Yoichi: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Yuu: It becomes daytrogen.

Kimizuki: I'm going to bed.

Mitsuba: Good nitrogen.

Yuu: Sleep titrogen.

Shinoa: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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Yuu: My dick has a lot in common with the sun.

Mitsuba: Nobody likes looking directly at it?

Kimizuki: It gives people cancer?

Yuu: Woah woah woah.

Shinoa: It rises at the crack of dawn?

Yoichi: It disappears at night?

Kimizuki: Direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

Mitsuba: It needs to stay approxiamtely 92,960,000 miles away from me?

Guren: Nobody will ever touch it?

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The other day I thought Yuichiro was trying to hold my hand, but he'd just mistaken me for Mika.

Shinoa probably

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Shinya: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Guren: Shinya, that's physically impossible.

Shinya: *cups Guren's face* Are you sure?

Guren: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: yuuichiro you’re so fucking stupid

Shinoa probably