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"Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame." - Guren probably (modded by cecily @thesummereffect & kay @queenn-queer)

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Yuichiro: You're very mature for your age.

Shinoa: Thanks, its the trauma.

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: yuuichiro you’re so fucking stupid

Shinoa probably

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Guren: Guys, guess what I found!

Yuichiro: A woman?

Shinoa: A job?

Kimizuki: A friend your own age?

Guren: No.

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Guren: Be careful, son-

Yuichiro: You called me son, no take backs!

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Yuichiro: Who decided that dragons have arms? They don't need them.

Yoichi: Dragons need arms to hug.

Yuichiro: Y'know, you're right.

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Yuichiro: Fine, we'll show you that we're not prosthetic actors.

Shinoa: You mean that you're not movie stars with bionic body parts?

Yuichiro: Crime investigators!

Kimizuki: It's procrastinators.

Yuichiro: You're such a smug-face-inator.

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Guren: What did you do?

Yuichiro: Okay, we'll tell you, but you can't get mad at us.

Guren: What. Did. You. Do.

Shinoa: Well, first we were minding our own business-

Guren: *slams hands on table* BULLSHIT

Yuichiro: WE WERE

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Narumi : You look pretty... Rika : What ? Narumi : I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT RIKA !?

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Yuichiro: When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others.

Kimizuki: Same thing when you are stupid.

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Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Shinya probably

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Mika: Last week, Yuichiro was supposed to buy gas, but instead bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Mika: He's amazing.

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Yuu: My head says no, but my heart says— Mika: Your heart shouldn’t have an opinion.

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Everybody's a jerk. You, me, that jerk over there. That's my philosophy.

Guren probably

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Lance: Hold my hand dude, we gotta prove that we are best bros.

Keith: Bros don't do that. That's not bros. That's gay.

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Yoichi: I guess I'm too tough to cry.

Kimizuki: Just the other day you were crying about snakes.

Yoichi: They don't have any arms!

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I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.

Yuichiro most likely

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If I get psychologically healthy, I'll lose my edge.

Shinoa probably