TSC characters as things my friends/family have said
- Alec *to Jace*: Sure, sounds like a good idea.
- Alec: I’m kidding, obviously.
Emma: Look, you don’t have to resign right away just because your boss is an asshole. You could start out by puncturing his tires.
Mark: A bite of wine sounds great. Right along with a sip of cheese.
Dru: No, leave this pancake, it isn‘t well. It has… encephalitis.
- Will: I need this for my future.
- Gabriel: You don’t have a future.
James: I just gotta stare at the ceiling for a bit. See you later.
Kit: “Lmao”, “bruh”, both better than “lol”.
- Catarina *to Magnus and Ragnor*: It’s all well as long as the two of you are having fun together.
- Ragnor: I’m not.
Grace *playing with a molecular model kit*: Oh no, what did I do! A cyclic dimer.
Jem *about Church*: In reality he is so disgustingly adorable that you can’t properly capture it in a photograph.
- Henry: Guys! Can someone tell me where the skull went??
- Charlotte: I don’t know where the skull went! You were already wondering about that last year.
