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Shantae, running through Scuttle Town: I can't let Risky hurt Mayor Scuttlebutt!

[Shantae then slows down considerably as she looks up in thought]

Shantae: Then again...

Shantae, resuming her previous pace: Nah, nah, I'd better stop her.

(submitted by @caddeter, whose submission also broke my post editor for reasons I don't understand so uh. here!)

Pirate Master: Kindness is a weakness-

Shantae: It takes strength to be gentle and kind, you stupid fucking idiot!

Rottytops: I have a plan!

Sky: Does it end with us not breaking any laws?

Rottytops: I said I have a plan, not a miracle.

Rottytops: Hey, so I have kind of a crazy idea...

Sky: Those are never comforting words coming from you.

[Many years ago...]

Abner, coming back after running some errands: Hold on. Why is Rotty in a cage?

Poe: She growled at me.

[Rottytops growls at Poe again, causing him to hide behind Abner and Rottytops to give a shit-eating grin the moment Poe can't see her]

[Sky is babysitting Pongo]

Sky, holding up a crying Pongo to Pepperpex: So, um - do you have any ideas on how to fix this?

Pepperpex: Have you tried whiskey?

Sky: PEPPERPEX!

Twitch: Hey, boss, can I ask you something about Joe?

Ammo Baron: Still don't know whether Joe is his first or last name!

Twitch, snapping her fingers: Damn.

Risky: It all began on the day of my birth.

Risky: Both of my parents failed to show up.

#incorrect shantae