#incorrect sherlock holmes

[incorrectanything]

Sherlock: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

James: *cracking his knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is.

[impalasthings]

Rosie: What is love?

Eurus: An emotional minefield

Mycroft: A neurochemical reaction

Sherlock: A chemical defect found on the losing side

John: Baby don’t hurt me

[fayedor]

[asdecemberfalls]

Sherlock

Sherlock: You broke my heart!

Moriarty: I did? That's awesome!

Sherlock:

Moriarty: Awful! That is awful! 😏

[incorrect-sherlock-quotes]

Sherlock: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

John: NOT BY THE LAW.

[sherlock-221b-bakerstreet]

Eurus: *Kicks the door down, runs inside wish Sherlock very panicked*

Mycroft: What happened?

Eurus: NOBODY DIED

Mycroft: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT

[tuaparadis]

Sherlock: Brother, this is my boyfriend John. John, this is my brother Mycroft.

John: Hey Mycroft, it's nice to finally meet you.

Mycroft: You couldn't find anyone better?

Sherlock: Don't say that, I love him-

Mycroft: I was talking to John.

[wellsbering]

holmes every time watson inevitably figures out that the weird guy he's been talking to for half an hour is actually his roommate

[id: a photo of a short paragraph in a book. the text reads: "He put his finger to his lips. 'I'm incognito. Call me Fred.'" end description]