𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 ℚ𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤

(im pretty sure they said that)

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[Y/N and Sherlock doing something dangerous]

Mycroft, passing by: Look at those idiots. Where are the parents?

Mycroft: Oh, shoot, it's me. I'm the parent.

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Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Sherlock: Not if they consent to it.

James: Depends who you're stabbing.

Mycroft: YES?!?

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Mycroft: Sherlock is the reason why I need more sleep AND the reason I get less.

Y/N:

Y/N: That's like mad impressive tho you gotta admit.

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Mycroft: *breaths*

Y/N: You think you're so cool with your long legs.

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Silas: I do not pick favorites.

Silas: But hypothetically if I DID pick favorites, Sherlock would be my favorite.

Silas: But as I have previously stated, I do not pick favorites.

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Moriarty: Mycroft, I'm asking for your permission to date your brother.

Mycroft: What is this, the dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

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Y/N: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Mycroft a little bit.

Sherlock, holding Y/N's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/N: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Sherlock: My mistake.

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Sherlock: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

James: *cracking his knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is.

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Mycroft, answering phone: Hello, who's this?

Sherlock: It's Sherlock.

Mycroft: What did he do, is he alright?

Sherlock: No, it's me, Sherlock.

Mycroft: What did you do brother dear, are you alright?

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In-ho: I’m a peaceful man

Y/N: you threw a chair at Jun-ho earlier today

In-ho: Which is a peaceful compromise from the table I initially wanted to throw

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*Wade's reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*

Y/N, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?

Wade: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he.

Y/N, pointing at Dogpool: Well, Mary Puppins over there is lookin' pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?

Wade, angrily shutting the book: BITCH, THE FUCK YOU SAID? LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU’RE ALSO SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!

Logan: *amused*

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Logan: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Wade!

Wade: You can not expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Y/N: I'm old enough to say frick!

Logan: No you are not.

Y/N: I'll say it anyway!

Logan: No you fucking won't.

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Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

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Logan: Do you ever think before you speak?

Wade: Of course! I think "Haha I probably shouldn't say this" and then I say it.

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Wade: Logan and I are having a baby!

Y/N: That's gre-

Wade, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Logan: Don't say a word.

Wade: Fergalicious.

Logan: Dammit, Wade! I said no words!

Wade: Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we were playing scrabble, it's not a word, now it's suddenly a word because it's convenient for you.