sanders sides as a few quotes from my last marching band season
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roman: my friend wants to get drunk but i have marching band practice
logan: just go after?
roman: no. i want to go home and watch steven universe
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remus: sir this drum harness is digging into my genetalia
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janus: can you stop playing orangutan noises?
logan: IT’S A CAPETIAN MONKEY
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virgil: shut up remus you watch hentai
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patton: guys there’s a surprise in your cabin when you get back!
remus: it better be a giant fucking cock
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patton: the invention of the shovel was... ground breaking
janus: i’m going to delete your bloodline
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patton: i look after you all. call me senpai
remus: [starts dying]
roman: patton... you have to look that word up
patton, ten minutes later: after extensive googling, i retract my prior statement
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remus, hopping up and down: i am going into dialysis
