#incorrect smiling critters

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Fluttershy: *about to ask CraftyCorn, Flaky and Pretty Bit if she can join their "Shy Girls Club"* Fluttershy: *singing* I'm so excited! Fluttershy: *singing* I'M SO EXCITED! Fluttershy: I'm so…SCARED!

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Molly McMoo: I have to do something scary today. Molly McMoo: politely asks for something incredibly reasonable

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, these are just gardening facts.

CraftyCorn

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

[At a drive-thru] Poe: Where are we? Rabie Baby: It’s a new place called “Burgers Burgers Burgers”. Picky Piggy: So we’re getting burgers? Rabie Baby: No, the salad. It’s so watermelon! Picky Piggy: A watermelon salad? Rabie Baby: No, that’s my new word. Instead of saying “cool” I say “watermelon”. Poe: That’s stupid. Rabie Baby: If you could stop being a rude bitch, Poe, that would be great! [30 Minutes Later] Picky Piggy: What the hell?! We’ve been here forever! Rabie Baby: Maybe there’s a long line? Picky Piggy: There’s no cars out here. Poe: I say we go inside. Rabie Baby: No. Picky Piggy: Gross. Poe: You’re right. That involves walking. [1 Hour Later] Poe: We’ve been waiting here forever and they still haven’t taken our order! Rabie Baby: This was a stupid idea. Picky Piggy: I know right? Poe: Do you guys see the sign hanging over the menu? Rabie Baby: Yeah? Poe: What does it say? Picky Piggy, reading the sign: “Closed all day today”. Rabie Baby, Poe & Picky Piggy: … Rabie Baby: I wonder what that tastes like? Picky Piggy: I think I’ll get the one beneath it called “open tomorrow”. Poe: Me too. It’s gonna be so watermelon. Picky Piggy: Watermelon? Did you just come up with that? Poe: Yeah. Picky Piggy: Oh my god, I love it! So watermelon! Rabie Baby: What the hell?!

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Clever Claws: I'm going on a camping trip.

CatNap: Who else is going?

Clever Claws: Jerry Giraffe, Molly McMoo, Jolly Jaws, Silly Shell, and Frowny Fox.

CatNap: Why are you taking Frowny Fox?

Clever Claws: In case there’s bears.

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Craftycorn: I've made many friends through arts and crafts.

Maggie Mako: And how many of them have googly eyes?

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

[The Girl Smiling Critters and The Girl Nightmare Critters are teaming up to fight the Boy Smiling and Nightmare Critters]

Baba Chops: I hope you’re ready. With our combined feminine prowess they'll be toast in no time flat.

Hoppy Hopscotch: Well, yeah, I suppose I wouldn't mind knocking the boys down a peg or two.

Dogday, to the others: Let's blow those whiney women back to the dark ages right where they belong!!