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Shallan: Okay, kids, today we will be learning about human anatomy! Sing along!

Shallan, pointing as shes singing: Head, shoulder, knees and toes, knees and toes!

Kaladin, in the background: Cranium, scapula, patellofemoral joint and phalanges, patellofemoral joint and phalanges!

Rock: *swings tree at Kaladin*

Kaladin: *ducks at the last second* You could have killed me!

Rock: But did you die?

Shallan: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Shallan: *rips paper to reveal “Kaladin” above “dying”*

Kaladin, nodding: Myself.

Shallan: nO

dalinar: release all the sounds trapped inside your mind-

kaladin, shallan, and adolin: (sCREAMING)

Shallan: I’m a hot mess and I love y'all for handling it

Adolin: Emphasis on hot

Kaladin: An even larger substantial emphasis on “mess”

Lift, filling a glass: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS Adolin: Kal, she’s ten! Kaladin, exhausted: don’t worry, it’s apple juice

shallan: it costs 10 sapphire broams to see a therapist. it costs nothing for me to tell myself ‘it do be like that sometimes’

adolin: shallAN NO

Dalinar: *Sees a knocked over trash can*

Dalinar: Big...

Dalinar, glancing at Lift: ...mood?

Lift, gleaming with pride: yup

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