#incorrect cosmere

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Sazed: Nice to see so many of you embracing therapy.

Sazed: Some of you need an exorcism as well but… baby steps.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Shallan talking to Pattern after the ship sinks in Words of Radiance: Jasnah’s death has traumatized me, and, being in a state of shock and horror, the only thing I can now do to cope is attempt to regain some of what I lost by further dedicating myself to becoming like Jasnah and preserving her work and memory. I believe this profound realization about myself and my experiences will lead me to healing and recovery.

Pattern: What’s a “death”?

[thephilosophersapprentice]

Dalinar: Why is Kaladin tossing Adolin in the air?

Shallan: they had an argument over how far you trust someone if you don't trust them as far as you could throw them. I'm waiting for the moment when they realize that Kaladin is not a good metric for how far most people can throw someone.

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Kaladin: I can’t hang out tonight I saw a dire omen

Bridge 4: ok man…

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Vin: HELP! I TOLD ELEND I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Kelsier, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Vin: did we accidentally kill those noblemen?

Kelsier: so? Killing noblemen isn’t a crime.

Vin: you seem to have a loose grasp on the law, Kel.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Adolin: I AM GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF!!! :D XD :D

Shallan: Ok :) but please don’t :) :)

Kaladin: Do it.

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Shallan: There's only one thing worse than dying.

Shallan: *rips paper to reveal “Kaladin” above “dying”*

Kaladin, nodding: Myself.

Shallan: nO