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Juugo: Sasuke, Karin won’t come out of her room.

Sasuke: Just tell her I said something

Juugo: Like what?

Sasuke: Anything factually incorrect

Karin, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

[xkaileo]

Sakura: Is he stupid?

Sasuke: Yes, but he prefers to be called Suigetsu.

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Sasuke, to Karin: Why is the bathroom floor covered in water?!?

Karin: We used a bath bomb.

Sasuke: Why would that splash water out of the tub?

[earlier]

Suigetsu, holding a pipe bomb above the bathtub: Everybody, get ready to run.

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Suigetsu: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.

Suigetsu: *finger guns*

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Karin, about Sasuke: Our children will be both smart and beautiful.

Suigetsu: And imaginary.

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Suigetsu, in a lawyer voice: Mothers and fuckers of the jury–

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Suigetsu: Remember to drink water, babes.

Karin: No.

Suigetsu: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Juugo: I think people should have mascots. Mine would be a golden retriever wearing sunglasses and holding a knife.

[later]

Juugo: I have been informed this is called a fursona.