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Hiruzen: You told your brother that he should let go of hatred, right?

Itachi: ... Was I supposed to?

Hiruzen:

Hiruzen: Well, this’ll be a very interesting person.

Fugaku: Shisui, stop saying "porno"

Shisui: I didn't say it, Mr Uchiha, Itachi did

Itachi: you are a bitch.

Sarada, Entering Sakura's room: Papa did it again.

Sakura: Peace disturbance?

Sarada: What no-

Sakura: Arson..?

Sarada: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Sakura: uh....Attempted murder?

Sarada: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Shisui: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%.

Itachi: I'd actually tip more if they murder me, that's great customer service

Shisui: If I had a mistle toe I'd kiss you

Itachi: If I had a mistle foot, it'd be in your ass

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Store Worker: Would a Shizui please come to the front desk?

Shizui, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Itachi and Sasuke

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Itachi and Sasuke, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Shizui: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Shizui: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Itachi: Killed without hesitation.

Shizui: No.

Sarada: Hey, mama, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Sakura: Yeah.

Sarada: And you, papa?

Sasuke: Umm... yes?

Sarada: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Sasuke: Did she just-

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