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Incorrect Doctor Who:

13 and Yaz having dinner together. 13 gets a distress call.

13: I gotta go. *she gets up to leave*

Yaz: aren’t you forgetting something?

13: *turns back around* uh… *she kisses Yaz on the forehead*

Yaz: no! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Thirteen: Hey Yaz, want to hear a whale fact?

Yaz: …sure…

Thirteen: If a whale did your taxes you would go to jail

Yaz: Do you even pay taxes?

Dan, at the TARDIS door: Hey Doc, they police say they have a warrant?

thirteen: yaz, have you ever had a cereal bar before?

yaz: yes, why?

thirteen, pointing to a cereal bar floating in milk: how the fuck do they work

"Why be sad when I can have frozen taquitos? I could be sad the rest of my life or I could have frozen taquitos in 9 minutes in my toaster oven."

- The Thirteenth Doctor, at some point probably

Thirteen: Has anyone seen my top?

Ryan, not looking up from his book: Yeah, Yaz is in the library.

Graham: *spits out his caprisun*

Thirteen: RYAN

Ryan: DOCTOR

Yaz: did you have dinner?

Thirteen: I had salad

Thirteen: actually it was a fruit salad

Thirteen: well, it was mostly grapes

Thirteen: okay, it was all grapes

Thirteen: feremented grapes...

Thirteen:

Thirteen: it was wine

Thirteen: i had wine for dinner

yaz: *crying*

13th doctor: i will destroy every aspect of the universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure i eradicated what or whomever hurt you

yaz: that’s very sweet, but i’d rather have a hug..

Incorrect Doctor Who:

Dhawan!Master: you look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

13: no, can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Dhawan!Master: I was trying to insult you.

13: instead you gave me an amazing life hack!

#incorrect thasmin