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[flibbertygigget]

Doctor Who + Reductress Headlines

(yes, the yaz one is kind of bitchy but i,,, find it WAY too funny)

[bluerthanthetardis]

Under the Lake

twelve: are you seeing anyone

clara: no why

twelve: I just think a therapist would be good for you

[boy-in-the-stars]

Mr. Van Staten: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous creatures so I put them in a cage where they can never get out-

Dalek: *gets out*

Mr. Van Staten: oh my GOD-

[hexblooded]

The Doctor: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?!

The Master: [nudges one with their toe] Honestly, not much.

[black-rosegold]

Nine: Jack told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it girl." So, I'm going to go get it, girl.

Rose: Get what?

Nine: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

[melodypond-thewomanwhomarriedme]

12: I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www.ladiesgoodhealthmag/sex-relationships/86799904/9432&20.html

Bill:

12: Do you know that site?

Bill: No.

[sunflowersandcats]

13: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.

Yaz: Really?

13: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it... to the death?

[thingsthatdontfitmyotherblogs]

The Doctors as John Mulaney Quotes

pre-show one: You know how you lie to your parents?

1st: I look back on being 17 and think, "Oh my god how did I not die?"

2nd: Everyone get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

3rd: I will pepper in the fact that I'm gay.

4th: Sometimes, people would say, “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just meant “Stop.” They didn’t actually wanna know my thought process.

5th: Life is already so goddam weird. This might as well happen.

Also 5th: I hear what you’re saying, and I ALSO don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

6th: And I shit you not!

Also 6th: I'm gay and I'd like a few dollars.

7th: Brush your teeth, now, boom orange juice, that's life.

Movie-early 8th: I'm very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Mide-late 8th:[groans] Ya know life?

War: And life is a fucking nightmare

9th: I'll put my emotions here, and one day I'll die.

10th: No That's The Thing I'm Sensitive about

Time Lord Victorious 10th: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

11th: And I said no, ya know like a liar.

Also 11th: You know how I'm filled with rage?

12th: Emily Dickinson is a lesbian.

also 12th: Now we don't have time to unpack All That

13th: I need everyone, all day long, to like me SO much.