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*in highschool*
Swagger: why are you cleaning the desks?
Toby: there’s a lot of germs and stuff and I don’t want everyone getting sick
Swagger: I don’t care about germs
Toby: yeah but last period the freshmen were at these desks and-
Swagger: fRESHMEN TOUCHED IT??? JUST THROW OUT THE WHOLE DESK THEN
Swaggersouls: Man, sometimes I really wish I was a girl. Girls are great and all but sometimes I see a really cute guy and I wanna smash. *sigh* I wish I was a girl
Toby: you know you could just... be gay, right?
Swagger: I can fucking WHAT now??!?
Kidnapper: We have your daughter
Fitz: I don’t have a daughter
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk in a pink cup and is referring to themselves solely as “the princess”?
Fitz: oh my god they have Toby
Toby: I personally don’t think that the sonic movie looks bad. They tried their best :)
Swagger: if someone even mentions the sonic movie I will proceed to kill everyone in the room and then myself
Swaggersouls, gun in hand: Haw, and I cannot stress this enough, yee.
Toby, crying: O-okay Swagger just c-calm d-down
Swaggersouls: Yeah sex is fun but have you ever tried listening to depressing music at 3 am and contemplating your entire existence and the existence of everything and everyone around you as you wonder what will happen when you are inevitably submerged into the dark abyss of death?
Toby: I-
Toby: Hey! *hands Fitz a gift* Happy birthday!
Fitz: it’s not my birthday
Toby, gun in hand: take the fucking gift you cunt
Toby: Yeah I’m totally not gay
Toby: I’m attracted to
Toby: uuuuuhhhh
Toby: fuck what’s it called
Toby: Toddies.
