#incorrect swagger

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Fitz: hello gentlemen

The misfits: hey

Fitz: and swagger

Swagger:

Swagger: listen here you little shit-

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No one:

Absolutely no body:

No one in the world:

Not a soul:

Literally no one ever:

Nobody at all:

Not a single person whatsoever:

Swaggersouls: so have you guys seen any cute boys recently?

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Swaggersouls: lol I’m not gay

Random person: gays are bad

Swaggersouls: fuck you, I will suck anyone’s dick if I so please

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Toby: I personally don’t think that the sonic movie looks bad. They tried their best :)

Swagger: if someone even mentions the sonic movie I will proceed to kill everyone in the room and then myself

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Swaggersouls: Yeah sex is fun but have you ever tried listening to depressing music at 3 am and contemplating your entire existence and the existence of everything and everyone around you as you wonder what will happen when you are inevitably submerged into the dark abyss of death?

Toby: I-

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Swagger, for the 1843rd time today: Haha! Neato Spagheeto!

McCreamy: please make him stop

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Swaggersouls: you’re such a f*cking $&@!

Kryoz: h

Kryoz: how the fuck did you say that out loud