#incorrect fitz

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Fool: *talking about how he loves Fitz*

Fitz (Thinking): play dumb

Fitz: What love?

Fitz (Thinking): Nailed it

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Fitz: hello gentlemen

The misfits: hey

Fitz: and swagger

Swagger:

Swagger: listen here you little shit-

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Swaggersouls: sometimes I’ll ask people to erp with me as my dream girl and then I’ll just describe Ben Shapiro

Fitz: why

Swagger: mind your business, jeez

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Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Fitz: I don’t have a daughter

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk in a pink cup and is referring to themselves solely as “the princess”?

Fitz: oh my god they have Toby

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Fitz, wearing swaggers helmet: YEET

Swagger, from a distance: ᵂᴱ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴵᴹᴾᴼˢᵀᴱᴿ

[amazingsam9]

Fitz: Do whatever the hell you want and no one’s going to be able to stop you. Don’t let your only life be dull. Life is short

Fitz: like swagger

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*on a car trip*

Zucc: What do you think pigeons smell like?

Fitz: Please take a nap

Zucc: But im not tired-

Fitz: *please* try

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Toby: Hey! *hands Fitz a gift* Happy birthday!

Fitz: it’s not my birthday

Toby, gun in hand: take the fucking gift you cunt