#incorrect goodguyfitz

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Fitz: hello gentlemen

The misfits: hey

Fitz: and swagger

Swagger:

Swagger: listen here you little shit-

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Swagger: talk dirty to me ;)

Fitz, panicking: take a fucking bath

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Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Fitz: I don’t have a daughter

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk in a pink cup and is referring to themselves solely as “the princess”?

Fitz: oh my god they have Toby

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Fitz, wearing swaggers helmet: YEET

Swagger, from a distance: ᵂᴱ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴬ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴵᴹᴾᴼˢᵀᴱᴿ

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Fitz: Do whatever the hell you want and no one’s going to be able to stop you. Don’t let your only life be dull. Life is short

Fitz: like swagger

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*on a car trip*

Zucc: What do you think pigeons smell like?

Fitz: Please take a nap

Zucc: But im not tired-

Fitz: *please* try

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Toby: Hey! *hands Fitz a gift* Happy birthday!

Fitz: it’s not my birthday

Toby, gun in hand: take the fucking gift you cunt

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Swagger: Fitz I gotta show you something

Swagger: it’s important

Fitz: Yeah what is it?

Swagger: my list of Yees

Yeehaw

Hawyee

Hawscree

Yawscree

Screeyaw

Yeescraw

Yeescree

Hawscr-

Fitz: Hey swagger what the fuck