#incorrect todoizu

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*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*

Shouto : Izuku!

Izuku : no

Shouto : but look at this!

Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.

Shouto : Thor and Hulk

Izuku : please. I'm begging.

Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.

Izuku : For heaven's sake

Shouto : The Smash!

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Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :

Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.

Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.

Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.

Fyumi : .......

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Izuku : Can I sit there?

Shouto : That's my lap though?

Izuku : .... Can I?

Shouto :....

Izuku :....

Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.

Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me

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Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

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Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then

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Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.

Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.

Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.

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Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually