Incorrect Bkdk

They/she| Sloan (15) | Dkbk, iisero and just random mha crackhead stuff | viva la pluto

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Deku: Hawks is probably the hottest hero right?

Bakugou: what are you gay or something?

Deku: why? You interested or something?

Bakugou: wha- what do you- i mean- NO IM NOT

Deku: mhm sure

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Bakugou trying to flirt: hey did you fall from heaven?

Deku: no just the stairs

Bakugou: cuz you look like an ange- wait what- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG

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Deku: what if everyone is secretly mad at me. Oh my god are you secretly mad at me? Kacchan?

Bakugou: Deku its 4:30am. Not only am i mad but it hasn’t been a secret in 20 YEARS

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Bakugou: deku is literally so annoying, like the fucking idiot doesn’t know shit. He’s always sacrificing himself and getting into moronic situations, i’m never helping him out again-

Uraraka: help! Deku-

Bakugou: * running as fast as he can* OUT OF MY WAY

Uraraka: . . . Damn didn’t even finish my sentence ( was abt to say deku lost his phone)

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Drunk Bakugou: icyhot. I gotta tell u smthn, you cant tell ANYONE

Todoroki: ok?

Bakugou: i like deku. DONT TELL HIM OK?

Todoroki: ………when did you start liking him?

Bakugou:. . . 8 years ago?

Todoroki watching Bakugou pet deku’s hair as he lays passed out on his husbands lap: . . . I wont tell anyone

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Monoma: your way too confident for someone going against ME. Go help your boyfriend kAcChAn or something

Deku: Monoma i will beat the ever living shit out of- wait. You think he likes me back?

Monoma: what?

Deku: you just called him my bf. So like you think i have a chance then?

Monoma: no i was trying to insult you

Deku: omg what if me and kacchan actually get together

Monoma: wtf-

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Nobody:

Bakugou and Deku’s moon being the exact same just 1% off:

First is Deku’s moon, second is Bakugous. It’s literally the same moon just in reverse

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Kirishima: hey so since ur gay-

Bakugou: what? Im not gay

Kirishima: that’s funny. Since ur gay which girl in our class would u rather kiss

Bakugou: no one bc i dont like any of them. And im also not gay

Kirishima: ur telling me ur not gay

Bakugou: no wtf does everyone think im gay

Deku: Hi kacchan

Bakugou: * with literal heart eyes* hi nerd

Kirishima: . . . I wonder why

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Bakugou: oh my fucking god I cant believe I just got rejected, jesus fucking christ

Kirishima: bakubro-

Bakugou: i cant fucking deal with this rn, how tf am I supposed to face deku now this is so embarrassing for me

Kirishima: uh-

Bakugou: i mean how could he reject me he basically worships the ground i walk on, omfg

Kirishima: bakubro……he didn’t reject you he just said no to the water bottle you gave him because he had his own

Bakugou: yeah and that means he obviously hates me and is never going to give me a chance

Kirishima: your so stupid oh my fucking god-

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Some guy: * flirting with bakugou*

Bakugou:* oblivious agreement*

Deku: * standing on the sideline abt to explode*

Kirishima: bro you good? You look like you just found ur first murder victim

Deku: i’m holding back the urge to swing at an innocent person

Kirishima: why?

Deku: because it’s wrong

Kirishima: . . . Ur scared bakubro is gonna yell at u

Deku: oh yeah but i’ll never admit it

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Denki: no cuz its true, water isn’t wet!

Bakugou: no you fucking dumbass, if water isn’t wet then I’m in love with deku!

Kirishima: wait what?

Bakugou: what?

Kirishima: ur in love with deku?

Bakugou: omfg, no im saying that water not being wet is so impossible i MIGHT AS WELL BE IN LOVE WITH DEKU

Mina: y’know you’ve been using that metaphor a lot. Like yesterday i said you look like a Pomeranian and u responded with “ yeah and im also in love with deku”

Denki: yeahhhh, the other day you said “ and i love deku” when a documentary said that oxygen is the most abundant gas in our atmosphere

Bakugou:. . . Its a joke

Kirishima: yeah bakubro no one is believing that anymore

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Iida: are those two ok?

Uraraka: they’ve been fighting ever since we had that disney marathon and we watched encanto

Deku: that’s because SOMEONE keeps singing the songs and they keep getting stuck in my head. NOW THE AGENCY IS MAKING ME TAKE A MANDATORY MENTAL HEALTH BREAK THAT I DONT NEED

Bakugou: NOBODY TOLD YOU TO START SINGING LUISA’s PART IN FRONT OF ALL MIGHT

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Todoroki picking teammates for charades: i want midoriya

Bakugou: yeah well I’ve wanted deku since middle school so get in line dickhead

Deku: what?

Bakugou: what? Shit, i said that out loud-

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Deku: kacchan give me a high five!

Bakugou: * high fives him*

Deku: * intertwines fingers*

Bakugou: what the-?

Deku: im in love with you

Bakugou: WHAT THE-?

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Other Girls: hey midoriya from ur class is pretty cute

Uraraka: nah hes not worth the time, its a waste

Girl: huh? Why?

Uraraka: him

Meanwhile*

Bakugou: GET THE FUCK OFF ME

Deku: IM TRYING TO TREAT YOUR FUCKING SCAR

Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE JESUS CHRIST-

Deku: CAN YOU JUST LET ME DO SOMETHING NICE WITHOUT FUCKING CUSSING ME OUT

Bakugou: SAYS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

uraraka:....

Girl:....are they-?

Uraraka: they’re in love we swear

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Ok ok hear me out, soulmate AU for bkdk.

The whole red string of fate thing was always as joke in katsuki’s eyes. Everyone said he was too stubborn and mean for a soulmate and he kinda just believed it but ever since they were kids deku has been a WHOLE HEARTED BELIEVER in the soulmate myth.

And Katsuki always kinda suspected deku as his soulmate because deku always liked him, never complained or asked him to change and also random moments where there was no other way it could be explained. But it REALLY tipped him off when in third year they were training and Katsuki was talking to kirishima abt it.

And how he said that he’ll never find his soulmate and that the string is kinda stupid, like if it was really a string people could just pull their partners closer to them.

So to demonstrate the idea he grabbed onto the invisible “string” and yanked like REALLY hard just to prove it wasn’t real then at that exact moment deku decided its a good idea to FALL BACKWARDS.

Like really hard towards Bakugou’s direction and then just looked up and around super confused while kirishima and bakugou were like secretly freaking the fuck out.

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Bakugou cleaning up shards of glass: yk we’d save a lot of money if u stopped jumping out our window and used the front door like a normal person

Deku: ikr. . . Too bad this is the fastest way to get down to the street.

Bakugou: . . . Fine. How about next time you just OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW JACKASS